A towel is a slag expression for a person that smokes a lot of weed and is pretty obvious about it (so people that secretly toke once in a while are not towels). Quite simply, a pothead.
Derived from South Park where one minor character who smokes a lot of weed is a sentient towel.
Sometimes towie is used instead.
Derived from South Park where one minor character who smokes a lot of weed is a sentient towel.
Sometimes towie is used instead.
McDonald's employee: "Man, we where just about to close down then a group of fucking towels came in and ordered 50 cheeseburgers..."
Man: "Dude, you're such a towel..."
Towel: "No, YOU'RE a towel..."
Man: "No, I am a respectable member of society with a steady job and a loving family. YOU'RE a towel."
Towel: "Oh..."
Man: "Dude, you're such a towel..."
Towel: "No, YOU'RE a towel..."
Man: "No, I am a respectable member of society with a steady job and a loving family. YOU'RE a towel."
Towel: "Oh..."
by Apfelstrudel October 17, 2006
A verb meaning to place a towel under the door to prevent cold air from coming in the room. Other uses include preventing the smell of illegal drugs from entering the dorm hallway.
"Hey Jimmy, can u towel the door, I'm going to light up a swell joint."
or
"I toweled the door to prevent Officer Rizzo from smelling my incense."
or
"I toweled the door to prevent Officer Rizzo from smelling my incense."
by jprizz February 18, 2008
1)Towel is a slang term, which quickly became popular across the streets of Manalapan, NJ. The word towel is not generally used lightly, but is generally used to put someone down you have very little respect for.
2) To be Dan Friedwald-esque
2) To be Dan Friedwald-esque
1) person 1-Dude your such a towel
person 2- dont compare me to friedwald... thats low
person 1- shut up you shamwow
person 2- dont compare me to friedwald... thats low
person 1- shut up you shamwow
by sham-wow!!!! January 22, 2009
by slangmonkey January 23, 2004
by saringe October 20, 2003
(v)to like whorish girls,
to ask a girl out only to find out that this whore is afraid to go out with u bcz she doesnt want to cheat on u.
to want a crazy bitch
(n) anyone named andres
to ask a girl out only to find out that this whore is afraid to go out with u bcz she doesnt want to cheat on u.
to want a crazy bitch
(n) anyone named andres
by spyrkadyrkastan February 23, 2008
A towel is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchiker can have. Partly it has great practical value. You can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santranginus V, inhaling the beady sea vapors; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a miniraft down the slow heavy River Moth; wet it for use in hand-to-hand combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or avoid the Ravenouse Bugblatter Beast of Traal (a mind-bogglingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you--daft as a brush, but very very ravenous); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough.
Often associated with hitchhikers. See hoopy and frood.
Often associated with hitchhikers. See hoopy and frood.
by uclafalcon March 20, 2003