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A thief who luckily is really only interested in your trash and smelly socks.
Guy: Hey Touks, stop licking my plate.

Guy 2: He's not. He's licking near your plate.
Touks by Mojoozy January 18, 2011
Urban Dictionary Merch
A nick name given by an outside party as a term so a real name doesn't have to be used
"My name is touks!"
touks by matt. l May 18, 2006
Related Words
touk toups tokusatsu touse toush toaks tokus touke tousei Tousif

Nigel Toussaint 

When a man who is on a mission, goes viral and has been building an empire on many different platforms.

A Man of Great esteem who is able to set goals, and accomplish the mission.
A man who does not depend on outside forces to help him, choosing to help himself.
A builder of alliances.
Nigel Toussaint Must be Nigeleht
Wow I just want to be like Nigel Toussaint.
Ah Theres Nigel. The man we need for the plan.
Nigel Toussaint by Nigeleht October 3, 2018
World best person to cares his family & his love he won't think about him self he thinks about others to make a happy everytimes ...
Thousif, Tousif , Taousif
Tousif by Ahmed md June 1, 2019
A term used to describe a man who is really into tits.He lives and dies by tits.Nothing turns him on more than seeing a pair of tits.No matter the size,colour or shape he doesn’t discriminate.
That guy over there looks like a Touship.
Touship by Unknown179379479 June 5, 2021

Pinochet's Helicopter Tours

A joke popular with people who oppose communism or socialism (or otherwise any kind of planned economy), referencing how former Chilean army general, Augusto Pinochet was notorious for throwing the dead bodies of commies into the ocean out of a helicopter.
Person 1: Ya know, Marx was right, we should abolish private property
Person 2: Heh, you should sign up for one of Pinochet's Helicopter Tours

Torksmith 

The slash pairing of Mike Nesmith and Peter Tork from The Monkees. Torksmith is often written about in the form of slash fiction.
Person 1: "Did you get that link to that sexy Torksmith story I sent you?"

Person 2: "I did. It was the steamiest fanfiction I've read in a while."
Torksmith by Psychedelic Dreamer February 9, 2014
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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