Torksmith

The slash pairing of Mike Nesmith and Peter Tork from The Monkees. Torksmith is often written about in the form of slash fiction.

Person 1: "Did you get that link to that sexy Torksmith story I sent you?"

Person 2: "I did. It was the steamiest fanfiction I've read in a while."

by Psychedelic Dreamer February 9, 2014

porksmith

An incredibly straight male who has devoted his life to orchestrating situations in which he gets to have as much sex with as many hot babes as possible.

Literally "A smith of porkings"

You know that Iain guy? I hear he's had sex with at least 50 chicks this month alone! He's such a porksmith!

by Thomas Harvey September 30, 2005

turdsmith

1. One who continually suffers from diarrhea of the mouth.

2. A person who constantly talks shit at great length but can never back up their words.

3. Creator of a gargantuanly sized dump.

That guy always runs off at the mouth. He slings more bull than a turdsmith.

by R.H. December 31, 2007

Toolsmith

1.) a tool or jerk who recruits other tools or jerks.

did you see that guy talking to those tools? - guy yah i totally did i think he's a toolsmith - friend of guy

by Drock78 November 27, 2012

porksmith

A person who shapes and makes a living out of pork.

The porksmith made me a sandwich.

by Zach G. October 28, 2003

toysmith

When your man packs enough dick but likes using toys on you to make you squirt

“My husband fucks like a champ but he’s also a toysmith”
“What’s that mean?”
“He ain’t afraid to make me cum with toys and he’s damn good at it!!”

by Kidblaze666 September 12, 2019