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Touchland is amazing, cute, pretty. It’s not just a hand sanitizer, it’s your best friend. It’s perfect! It smells great and everyone loves it. There’s nothing Touchland is not good at. It cleans, hydrates and smell delicious. It is amazing, everything about it is amazing. It’s awesome!

Touchland feels amazing isn’t it, anyone will be the luckiest to have it.

touchland by SarahCameron. November 25, 2021

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Touchling

The act of being all playfully with one's sister.

"Don't even fib yourself, you're always touchling each other acting all playfully and stuff."

Touchling by Whikra June 3, 2017

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touchpants

a vulgar sensation, much like a piss shudder, but while flaccid.

oh mom, i'm a little touchpants right now. i don't think so.

touchpants by baggins November 19, 2005

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Touchfended

The feeling you get when you are simultaneously moved emotionally and a little insulted.

The term is a portmanteau of "touched" and "offended"

When he said he read some bad poetry and thought of me, I was understandably touchfended.

Touchfended by -=DC=- February 24, 2011

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touchpadwarrior

A Hairy Man who likes to touch his pad.

Touchpadwarrior is too legendary.

touchpadwarrior by DeezNuterz August 21, 2020

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TouchPadWarrior

A sexy motherfucker who has red hair, drunks a shit ton of alcohol and farms mounts on World of Warcraft. Touchpadwarrior's enjoy saying things like "OoOoOoOoH LEGENDARY" and other things like "OoOoOh Champion you fuck my ass so nice". They also like to get drunk and wear murloc onesies and dance with their dogs, and they are also badass baristas and the best Arms Warrior that play on a muthafuggin Touchpad!

"Holy shit, Shamas looks like a Touchpadwarrior!"
"Is that a touchpadwarrior over there making coffee??"

TouchPadWarrior by Moistbois August 21, 2020

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touchpad

A slang, computer-related term for the female vagina.

“So how’d that date go with the Femboy?”
“Well, it turns out they had a touchpad.”

touchpad by Silver_Phoenix August 17, 2024

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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