touchland

Touchland is amazing, cute, pretty. It’s not just a hand sanitizer, it’s your best friend. It’s perfect! It smells great and everyone loves it. There’s nothing Touchland is not good at. It cleans, hydrates and smell delicious. It is amazing, everything about it is amazing. It’s awesome!

Touchland feels amazing isn’t it, anyone will be the luckiest to have it.

by SarahCameron. November 25, 2021

Touchling

The act of being all playfully with one's sister.

"Don't even fib yourself, you're always touchling each other acting all playfully and stuff."

by Whikra June 3, 2017

touchpants

a vulgar sensation, much like a piss shudder, but while flaccid.

oh mom, i'm a little touchpants right now. i don't think so.

by baggins November 19, 2005

Touchfended

The feeling you get when you are simultaneously moved emotionally and a little insulted.

The term is a portmanteau of "touched" and "offended"

When he said he read some bad poetry and thought of me, I was understandably touchfended.

by -=DC=- February 24, 2011

touchpadwarrior

A Hairy Man who likes to touch his pad.

Touchpadwarrior is too legendary.

by DeezNuterz August 21, 2020

TouchPadWarrior

A sexy motherfucker who has red hair, drunks a shit ton of alcohol and farms mounts on World of Warcraft. Touchpadwarrior's enjoy saying things like "OoOoOoOoH LEGENDARY" and other things like "OoOoOh Champion you fuck my ass so nice". They also like to get drunk and wear murloc onesies and dance with their dogs, and they are also badass baristas and the best Arms Warrior that play on a muthafuggin Touchpad!

"Holy shit, Shamas looks like a Touchpadwarrior!"
"Is that a touchpadwarrior over there making coffee??"

by Moistbois August 21, 2020

touchpad

A slang, computer-related term for the female vagina.

“So how’d that date go with the Femboy?”
“Well, it turns out they had a touchpad.”

by Silver_Phoenix August 17, 2024