touch the d

Refers to manual stimulation of the penis, usually by another party.

Yo, did you get laid last night?
Naw.
That sucks, brah.
It wasn't all bad.
Oh? Did she at least touch the d?
Yeah, brah. Yeah.

by XtheN October 18, 2007

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Touch the Donut

An Internet phenomenon consisting of stomach fat photos in which the subject, using both hands, forms an "O" shape connecting thumb-to-thumb, and index-to-index fingers. The subject then proceeds to squash their "gut fat" into an extruded "O" shape of stomach fat using their "O" hands.

Dude, she sent me a "touch the donut" photo! It was an awesomely nasty happy trail mixed with belly pudge!

by Darren Y June 12, 2009

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touch of the downs

When someone does something really stupid, or when someone has a really stupid look on their face. Its saying they are retarded.

John just locked his keys in the car while it was running. That fool has a touch of the downs.

That girl over there is nasty, she looks like she has a touch of the downs.

by Starvin07 January 25, 2008

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touch of the 'downs

When one briefly suffers from slight retardation and lack of intelligence similar to downs syndrome. May also include a blank expression and an attraction to retarded shit like shiny metal.

-Braden was acting wierd today. He tried to masturbate with his left knee then stared at a urinal for 3 hours.
-Yeah I heard. He must have a touch of the 'downs.

by Sir Ty December 16, 2006

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