tossrotten 

to get WELL drunk so you cant move. and thinking hurts.

im sick of this im goin 2 the pub to get tossrotten.

tossrotten by rob helm December 13, 2006

tosspottery

Can be defined as an act of folly by an individual or group; exuding a negative yet humorous quality such as: self-indulgence, delusions of grandeur, blind stupidity, beaurocracy, incompetence etc.

Putting on his 'Lighthouse Family' album to get the party started was an act of sheer tosspottery.

tosspottery by jimenycricket April 4, 2010

Tosspotted

When you get totally wasted, drunk

I am gonna get tosspotted tonight

Tosspotted by Wordywonderland December 26, 2018

Tosspotting

The verbiage use to describe the action of a “tosspot” — committing acts of tosspottery. The most to the point of looking away knowing you have accepting their stupidity to the degree of Darwinism. Inanimate objects often succumb to destruction at the hands of a tosspotter. Often licking broomsticks and doorknobs to a soundtrack. A full-state of idiot wizard magik. Sometimes on a full moon you can hear the gel pens scribble in their dream journal from a local rehab. Sometimes a shuffling noise on their dream boards. However—- one who is guilty of tosspotting, often is never able to break the cycle and insurance hates them

“Oh, yes, that hoebag licking the wall has been tosspotting the vibes all night”

“That one lady decided to go about it all wrong. They were tosspotting and started talking about “inevitable disco boogers” while stealing dream catchers from Wiccan neighbors”

“I don’t hang with you anymore because you are by end of the night, always tosspotting on a linoleum floor with your crayons”

Tosspotting by anonymous July 20, 2024