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Mike Toreno

Character in the video game San Andreas, and a very funny one at that. First seen in the mission 'Mike Toreno' and last seen in 'Home Coming'.
When we first meet Mike, he seems like just another member of the Yay-Smuggling group, but as the game progresses it turns out he is actually working for a goverment agency ('It's Not Important Which One'), and uses CJ to do the jobs he can't be seen pulling off. This includes jacking a Petrol Tanker, blowing up several helicopters, planting an explosive on the Andromeda and stealing a Military Jet.
Needless to say, there are many people who think Toreno's missions are some of the best in the game.

Mike Toreno is voiced by actor James Woods.
'Carl, I will ALWAYS be watching... or listening... or both.' - Mike Toreno, 'Interdiction'
Mike Toreno by daizisntonfire September 6, 2005
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Jacob Tornosky 

A little prick who drives a kawasaki 85cc and is always stuck in third gear.....

Assblaster2000 was here
Arctic cat is amazing and kawasaki 85cc suck

Im only in third gear said Jacob Tornosky
How people from Toronto pronounce Toronto. People from other countries seem to think it's weird. Even though we live there and they don't.
Foreign person: Where are you from?
Canadian: Torono.
...

Foreign person: Dumbshit can't pronounce his own city
torono by xMadie December 19, 2008

Gran Torino 

1. Anything to do with Clint Eastwood

2. An activity that would be approved by Clint Eastwood

3. Quite possibly the most badass movie ever to grace the earth (due to Clint Eastwood)

4. A wicked sick car
1. Good, the Bad, and the Ugly was fucking Gran Torino

2. Person1: Hey we're gonna go shoot some indians. You want in?
Person2: Sounds pretty Gran Torino to me

3. "GET THE HELL OFF MY LAWN" (said in Clint Eastwood's scratchy yet endlessly badass voice)

4. Dammmmmmn check out that dude's Gran Torino
Gran Torino by Saucy n00b December 24, 2008
Awesome, talented and extremely good looking girl, often with a cute smile and a cheerful mood.

Derived from the old norse god "Thor" who was the symbol of divine male beauty, Torunn is the symbol for divine female beauty
You're hot and good looking, but you're not quite a Torunn.
Torunn by amravi March 12, 2009
A beautiful city in northern Italy. It has a lot of history and nice places to visit. The Museo Egizio has the most important collection of Egyptian antiquities in the world after the Cairo Museum. The company Fiat automobile has its headquarters in Turin, so it has been nicknamed the Automobile Capital of Italy. Good typical dishes : "bagna cauda", "gianduiotti" or any other kind of chocolate. In 2006 Turin hosted the Winter Olympic Games. Visit it!
"I wish I could visit Torino once in my life!"
"Yes, I visited it last year and it was great! Italians are very nice!"
Torino by littlesquirt December 15, 2007