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cruel and unusual punishment, beaten badly
The boss torsified me on Gears of War
torsified by xenoc August 1, 2008
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Trodified 

Something that is so banged up it appears to have been trod upon repeatedly.
That bitches face is trodified.
contaminating food items. if you have dirty unwashed hands, you are apt to tassify product.
tassy sneezed into his hands and tassified the meatloaf.

if you just tassified the lunchmeat, i'm more apt to call you a tasshole.
tassified by snassy January 9, 2012
1.Threat of violence
2.Sexual suggestion, most likely coming from a person with the name of "Tobin"
1."Don't fuck with me, or you're gonna get Tobified!"
2."How bout you come to my house tonight and get Tobified"
Tobified by RaYmantus September 19, 2008
the feeling you get when you have 14 missed calls from your mom.
Dude!! I'm terrified!!!

why?

I have 14 missed calls from my mom.

Oh fuck... Good luck.
terrified by le-frog May 11, 2014

Torahfied 

The fear a bar mitzvah boy has on the day he is called up to the torah in the Temple/Synagogue to become a man.

The fear of being asked to read from the torah at the temple/synagogue.
Despite learning his torah portion for a full year, on the day of his bar mitzvah, Joel was so torahfied, he started singing an octave higher than normal.

James was not a regular synagogue attender and quite unconfident with the flow of the temple/synagogue service. So he became rather torahfied once the the Rabbi gave him the honour of being 'called up' for a torah blessing.
Torahfied by GregFresser January 29, 2012

Tensified 

Has anyone seen Tensified lately? No, but even when he's not around he's still around. Agent 99 Tensi baby.
Tensified by Tensified July 29, 2016
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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