torsified

cruel and unusual punishment, beaten badly

The boss torsified me on Gears of War

by xenoc August 1, 2008

Trodified

Something that is so banged up it appears to have been trod upon repeatedly.

That bitches face is trodified.

by my imagination keels over October 16, 2008

tassified

contaminating food items. if you have dirty unwashed hands, you are apt to tassify product.

tassy sneezed into his hands and tassified the meatloaf.

if you just tassified the lunchmeat, i'm more apt to call you a tasshole.

by snassy January 9, 2012

Tobified

1.Threat of violence
2.Sexual suggestion, most likely coming from a person with the name of "Tobin"

1."Don't fuck with me, or you're gonna get Tobified!"
2."How bout you come to my house tonight and get Tobified"

by RaYmantus September 19, 2008

terrified

the feeling you get when you have 14 missed calls from your mom.

Dude!! I'm terrified!!!

why?

I have 14 missed calls from my mom.

Oh fuck... Good luck.

by le-frog May 11, 2014

Torahfied

The fear a bar mitzvah boy has on the day he is called up to the torah in the Temple/Synagogue to become a man.

The fear of being asked to read from the torah at the temple/synagogue.

Despite learning his torah portion for a full year, on the day of his bar mitzvah, Joel was so torahfied, he started singing an octave higher than normal.

James was not a regular synagogue attender and quite unconfident with the flow of the temple/synagogue service. So he became rather torahfied once the the Rabbi gave him the honour of being 'called up' for a torah blessing.

by GregFresser January 29, 2012

Tensified

99.

Has anyone seen Tensified lately? No, but even when he's not around he's still around. Agent 99 Tensi baby.

by Tensified July 29, 2016