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Torahfied 

The fear a bar mitzvah boy has on the day he is called up to the torah in the Temple/Synagogue to become a man.

The fear of being asked to read from the torah at the temple/synagogue.
Despite learning his torah portion for a full year, on the day of his bar mitzvah, Joel was so torahfied, he started singing an octave higher than normal.

James was not a regular synagogue attender and quite unconfident with the flow of the temple/synagogue service. So he became rather torahfied once the the Rabbi gave him the honour of being 'called up' for a torah blessing.
Torahfied by GregFresser January 29, 2012
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cruel and unusual punishment, beaten badly
The boss torsified me on Gears of War
torsified by xenoc August 1, 2008
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Tarafied 

It's much like being terrorfied but so much worse. Think of someone telling you the most idiodic fact that has nothing to do with anything you were talking about.
I was so tarafied when she sent me a text saying "Hi, why do you hate me."
Tarafied by Chips Ahoy Matey December 21, 2009
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004