torhez

The mexican equivalent to Fernando Torres. Frequently seen in public houses talking of tactics and fitness regimes

Man 1: Did you see that guy there? He looks like Fernando Torres
Man 2: No, that's his mexican equivalent - Fernondo Torhez

torhez by R........................Fontana January 19, 2008

Torrezing 

To blow off work in order to go home, to a bar or otherwise make poor decisions.

I was torrezing so hard at work today that I made myself throw up so that I could go to a strip club.

Torrezing by Rrbg May 14, 2016

eddie torrez 

An extra testicle. This was from one of the cheech and chong movies.

People said Bob had an eddie torrez because he had an extra testicle.

eddie torrez by Du27 Pwned J00 August 17, 2004

sandy torrez 

A girl with big boobs and a nice vagina

That girl is a sandy torrez

sandy torrez by funbucket March 7, 2015

Torrez 

Napolean Bonaparte's middle name.

If I have to give an example it ruins the humor. Why do you people insist on sucking the fun out of everything? Can't you just enjoy a little mirth now and then for its own sake? Come on now, lighten up. Your mother would be sad if she found out that you were so tightly wrapped. Live a little. Life if too short.
P.S. fuck the Palistinians.

Torrez by Mathew Cates, Esq. November 5, 2004

dirty torrez 

when i pull out my dick and stick it in rays mouth after putting it up his but

dirty torrez just gave ray a dirty torrez in the back of delores

dirty torrez by dirty torrez March 24, 2003

Torez 

A very bad kid that sucks at every game and this one friend named esau is better than him on all games

Kid 1: hello my name is torez
Kid 2: hey torez, i bet im better than you on all games

Torez by Skskkskskskssk October 25, 2019