Torrez

Napolean Bonaparte's middle name.

If I have to give an example it ruins the humor. Why do you people insist on sucking the fun out of everything? Can't you just enjoy a little mirth now and then for its own sake? Come on now, lighten up. Your mother would be sad if she found out that you were so tightly wrapped. Live a little. Life if too short.
P.S. fuck the Palistinians.

by Mathew Cates, Esq. November 5, 2004

Torrezing

To blow off work in order to go home, to a bar or otherwise make poor decisions.

I was torrezing so hard at work today that I made myself throw up so that I could go to a strip club.

by Rrbg May 14, 2016

eddie torrez

An extra testicle. This was from one of the cheech and chong movies.

People said Bob had an eddie torrez because he had an extra testicle.

by Du27 Pwned J00 August 17, 2004

sandy torrez

A girl with big boobs and a nice vagina

That girl is a sandy torrez

by funbucket March 8, 2015

dirty torrez

when i pull out my dick and stick it in rays mouth after putting it up his but

dirty torrez just gave ray a dirty torrez in the back of delores

by dirty torrez March 25, 2003

Dirty Torrez

A guy who 69's his best male friend and has to live in North Dakota, while the rest of us get pussy from real places.

Yo, that dirty torrez was trying to step to me but then I realized that he's just a faggot who's not worth my time and he needs to get back to bufu with his best buddy behind the woodshed

by Anonymous March 25, 2003