Tophy

The best nickname for someone named Christopher.

Hey Tophy, grab me another Widmer!

by claire bech June 30, 2009

tophy

a queer guy or a liar...can also be used when describing a fat friend whore

That guy is so tophy

by juboo January 10, 2004

Tophia

A lazy woman who won’t get a job and has roaches living in their hair.

Hey you should probably shower, you’re starting to look like Tophia.

by Dest14bae March 27, 2023

topsykrest

A person that is bad at fortnite and doesn’t know how to be a good teammate. Bad at everything actually.

Dang. Fucking jimmy is such a topsykrest

by Wayste8 June 26, 2019

butt trophy

Works of art that are pushed out of your ass when you’re on the throne.

My butt trophy looked better than the bitch you woke up with this morning.

by PIP3lUvRr August 26, 2023

Trophy Loaf

When the act of pinching a loaf results in the loaf protruding well above the water level.

"After that Chinese food, I pinched a Trophy Loaf and now I'm hungry again."

by presspress August 29, 2011

Par-Trump-cipation Trophy

When you finish second but are given first prize anyway. Inspired by Donald Trump receiving 2.1% fewer votes than Hillary Clinton but being given the presidency as a participation trophy.

Christopher Columbus is often accredited as the first European to step foot in the Americas. However, this is just a Par-Trump-cipation Trophy as the Viking, Leif Erikson, established a settlement at L’Anse aux Meadows in Newfoundland some 500 years before Columbus left Europe

by America is the bad place October 17, 2021