While at first blush appearing similar in nature to the common boondoggle, it should be noted that there is nothing common at all about the opulent and extravagant nature of the toddoggle.

While a boondoggle is commonly defined as an expensive and wasteful project without regard to time or money, the toddoggle is an elevated level of boondoggle only achieved by those with a true mastery of the art of the doggle.

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