topdog 

An irish paddy. Drinks guiness, member of the IRA, ginger hair, strong irish accent.

"Top 'o the 'mornin"

topdog by teha March 10, 2003

Topdog 

An ambitious fellow, a Topdog usually tries his best to help everyone. A Topdog is really dedicated with what he's working with. And although a Topdog may have people who hate him, a Topdog knows that those people are just rude, and jealous of the wonderful friends and qualities that he has.

Person A: Hey, do you need any help with that? I'm sure I can fix that in a jiffy, right after I get done with this guide I'm writing for a site.

Person B: No, piss off you cunt. (cookthechef)

Person C: Hey, that's not nice Person B. Why sure, you Topdog, you can help me out with this. You are a real nice guy!

Topdog by fshi January 2, 2009

topdog 

america's bar & grill in Cherry Hill, NJ.
THE hottest place for cheap drinks and sexy girls. Pub, nightclub, bands, entertainment, outdoor deck. A weekender's home.

Getting my drink on at TopDog, what else would I be doing?

topdog by drunkaddict November 13, 2011

topdog 

Retarded 34 year old skinny fat dog from Australia who supports pizzagate and acts like a entitled karen when people offer free services out of goodwill. Paper pusher in the day and Janitor in the night.

Has taste buds of a 5 year old

I dont want to become a person like topdog

topdog by LorenzoOTU May 23, 2020

toddoggle

While at first blush appearing similar in nature to the common boondoggle, it should be noted that there is nothing common at all about the opulent and extravagant nature of the toddoggle.

While a boondoggle is commonly defined as an expensive and wasteful project without regard to time or money, the toddoggle is an elevated level of boondoggle only achieved by those with a true mastery of the art of the doggle.

The doc review turned into a real toddoggle.

toddoggle by Mr. Dictionary 14 February 17, 2014

Tomdog 

Someone who purposely overloads his mate with porn so that his mate loses sleep and develops nasty calluses

Michael: "Tomdog, do you have any porn"
Tomdog: "Yeah, take these. You'll be flogging yourself stupid for days"

Tomdog by Ron Gregory March 19, 2008

Cock Topography 

The study of the surface of a large voluptuous cock.

Look at that sorostitute right there... She's a Cock Topographer!

What classes are you taking this semseter???

Cock Topography!

Cock Topography by Cocksman958969 September 1, 2010