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tootone/TOOTONE 

being an absoulte sick cnth
damn bro, did you just lift that?! youre an absolute tootone/TOOTONE
tootone/TOOTONE by icewallocm August 18, 2021
Words you can keep
absolute playa and a sick cnth
damn bro, did you just lift/pull that??? you must be tootone
tootone by icewallocm August 18, 2021

Pulled a twotone

“Pulling a twotone” is used to describe someone who is running away frm opps after constantly netbanging
You see that p*ssy? He just pulled a twotone
Pulled a twotone by Gofundtheopps February 26, 2021
a disgusting muti-colored excuse of a penis. usually with a light and dark color. very noticeable even with a glance from a meat-gazer! extremely embarrassing!
HOLY SHIT JOHN, YOUR DICK IS TWOTONE, MAYBE YOU SHOULD JUST KILL YOURSELF!
twotone by JP03 December 30, 2008
A person with two different colored nipples visible from lenghts of up 25 feet.
Holy shit jon look that dude is twotoned
TwoTone by HavicBliss January 26, 2009
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