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tooti is a word best decribed to a male or female willing to show genital region!
oh my god rohan is a tooti
wot?
she just showed me her genital region
tooti by amy February 5, 2005
Words you can keep

Tooti-Nang 

Some guy that that thinks hes the shit, but looks and acts like a total fag.
Person1: Look! Its Johnny! the one with all the money, wow hes the shit!

Person2: Dont matter, that fag's a damn Tooti-nang.
Tooti-Nang by realstrongman2134 April 5, 2011

Tooti fish 

A vagina that smells like fish 🐟
Smells like a fish store 🐠.

“She got a tooti fish”
Tooti fish by Younastyhoes August 16, 2019

Flutey Tooti 

That one flautist, usually male, who is definitely gay AF, there’s absolutely no way they aren’t gay.
“Did you see John, he was playing a woodwind like some... like some Flutey Tooti!”
Flutey Tooti by Flutey Tooti November 1, 2018

fruti tooti 

After you do anal, stick it back in her vagina while she has her period. Make sure you finish inside of her, so it creates a substance made of shit, jizz and blood
"I fucked your girl so hard that I fruti tootied that bitch!"
fruti tooti by Penislover43 February 21, 2017

fruity tooti

tooti is cute, adorable, hot, gorgeous, beautiful and fruity is headass, annoying ass, nice ass, amazing, funny, ass head, dope as hell (all said with pyaar)
Babzu: awww fruity tooti
Akfourhunnafoshizzlemynizzle: stfu 💀
fruity tooti by asianbabygirllll April 24, 2019
When one masturbates during a zoom meeting.
This reporter from CNN just got caught Toobin durning a zoom meeting.
Toobin by Miotoss October 19, 2020
More from Urban Dictionary

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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