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Toonsack 

A toonie's worth of marijuana, usually purchased in desparation from a close friend.
Desparate drug user: Bro, can I grab a toonsack off you? I'm really hurtin' for a bowl.

Friend: You are god damned pathetic...get the scale.
Toonsack by Nick Shurben December 16, 2008
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Toolwack 

(adverb)

Origin: Native Islands of Guava
Tool: doodle
Wack: have a pull
Result: having a pull on your doodle
Smart sounding result: masturbation
I need a jigjig but i can't get one so i'll go have a toolwack and have oodles and oodles of oomphy fun doing it!
Toolwack by Dlme. June 15, 2009

tooltacker 

One who pleasures themselves furiously

A person who happily attacks his own tool.
"why didn't Stu show up for the Chelmsford Angling Society's annual meeting last night?"
"I heard he tugged his lovepipe so hard whilst dogging by the lakes, that he had to call an ambulance. What a TOOLTACKER!"
tooltacker by Tommy Tooltacker March 21, 2014

toolsack 

a person who tries too hard to fit in, poses, is easily and obliviously used and is in general just a stupid fuck. so much to the point that this person isn't just a tool, they're equivalent to an entire sack of tool. therefore, they're a toolsack.
Phil "Dude, you ever notice Ike is always trying to one-up me when we talk about wake boarding?"

Joe "Yeah, because he's a massive toolsack!"
toolsack by Amfeezy October 10, 2006

Toonsack 

A Toonies worth of marijuana, usually purchased in desparation from a close friend.

Note: Toonie is a Canadian 2 dollar coin,
Drug user: Dude, I'm hurtin for a toke...mind throwin' me a toonsack?

Friend: You're god damned pathetic.
Toonsack by Nick Shurben March 22, 2009
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
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