tooltacker 

One who pleasures themselves furiously

A person who happily attacks his own tool.

"why didn't Stu show up for the Chelmsford Angling Society's annual meeting last night?"
"I heard he tugged his lovepipe so hard whilst dogging by the lakes, that he had to call an ambulance. What a TOOLTACKER!"

tooltacker by Tommy Tooltacker March 21, 2014

toolmaker 

turning someone into a slave for your benefit. they control your actions, and give you limited freedom. the slaves of the toolmaker are referred to as tools.

ola was a toolmaker, and had several tools under her command.
your under the toolmakers command you moron.

toolmaker by kool kids klan February 19, 2008

Toolmaker 

One who creates tools and uses them to do his/her bidding. The said tools are controled by the maker and used to do tasks that no one would normally do for free.

Alex's influence as a toolmaker over her tools has weakened since her departure, and must find new willing people to become her tools.

Toolmaker by Johnny998 February 23, 2008

Toolmakerspebbledash 

Accidental release because of an over enthusiastic fluffer toolmakerspebbledash.

My father was a fluffer and he was fired for making too many semi eruptions & toolmakerspebbledash messes.

Toolmakerspebbledash by Wesley Mcstreeting February 8, 2023

toolmaker 

Kier Starmer's father

Kier: My dad was a toolmaker

toolmaker by SpannerLive June 12, 2024