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One who pleasures themselves furiously

A person who happily attacks his own tool.
"why didn't Stu show up for the Chelmsford Angling Society's annual meeting last night?"
"I heard he tugged his lovepipe so hard whilst dogging by the lakes, that he had to call an ambulance. What a TOOLTACKER!"
by Tommy Tooltacker March 08, 2014
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