tool making factory

Someone whose toolness is so high it actually rubs off on other people. A "tool making factory" is the next step of toolness after toolshed but before a country whose gross domestic product is tools.

Joe is not just a toolshed, he's tool making factory.

by jjonte December 16, 2008

toolmainia

when 2 or more guys at a get together garb themselves with parafenilia that is associated with the stereotypical definition of a "Tool."

Guy 1: "Dudes, whatup with the sunglasses indoors at night"

Guy 2: "1 word, brah."

Guy 3: "TOOLMAINIA!!!"

by #Toolmainia June 16, 2011

Tootmaxing

Verb

Maximising your farts by letting out consecutive toots

"Sams in the corner of the room tootmaxing I can smell it from here"

"I spent the weekend tootmaxing, I'm about to rip out some more"

by TOOTMAX June 10, 2024