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The combination of a tool and a fuckboy. A guy who is a weak ass bitch who isn't about shit, but he'll make it seem like he is. He will be a jackass because he thinks it makes him look cool. He will do anything he can to receive attention even if it makes him look dumb.
Damn, Brandon is such a toolboy! He picks on Anthony and Chandler because he thinks he's cool or something. He's so stupid!
toolboy by Kaqh July 23, 2016
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A weak pussy bitch who isn't about shit, but he makes fun of other because he thinks it makes him cool. He will do anything for attention no matter how dumb it makes him look.
Damn Brandon is such a toolboy! He only wears his socks and sandels. He's always making fun of Anthony and Chandler because he thinks he's cool. He's so stupid.
toolboy by xMaha July 23, 2016
A person of little social value. aka Doug Lee.
Doug Lee is the world's biggest toolbox.
toolbox by 2+2 NVG Forum November 30, 2011

Dominican toolbox

A toolbox in which the contents contain usually cheap broken tools, trash wrapper's, and tools stolen from other workers that somehow never are returned. Note if you question why your stuff is there the race card may be brought up or they may act confused and all of the sudden don't understand English anymore. It also is probably your fault if items they didn't return are in their procession.
I can not find my tape so I will have to check the Dominican toolbox.
Dominican toolbox by 7mary3 September 14, 2014

Toolbox McBro 

A nice guy with tool-ish tendencies. Often goes shirtless. Frequent conversation topics include rugby, power-lifting, and old-school hip-hop. Prefers Ferraris to women. Can be shortened to "TBMcB"."
Jeff is such a Toolbox McBro, he showed me his lats today after he got back from rugby classes. I didn't ask to see.
Toolbox McBro by Not TBMcB October 19, 2009

Toolbox extraordinaire 

Worse than a tool, even worse than a toolbox. The highest capacity of being a tool.

Coined on Jake and Amir
Jake: Amir, leave my brother alone, you don't even know him.

Amir: Maybe you should stop being such a toolbox extraordinaire!
Toolbox extraordinaire by pez123 December 13, 2010

Japanese Toolbox 

When one dude is fucking another dude while playing with his balls with a pair of chopsticks.
I saw Dustin Diamond hooking up with this dude and the dude gave him a sweet Japanese Toolbox!
Japanese Toolbox by Stankmuffin October 9, 2006
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