Skip to main content

Toolurist 

A tourist who attempts, but fails, to blend with the people of the city they are visiting.

Faking you're from a city that you're not from just won't work.
See that guy with the cowboy hat? I just heard him speak, and he's got a Jersey accent. What a toolurist.
Toolurist by Minimcbeef June 26, 2010
Related Words

tookus lingus

The very pleasurable sexual act of licking another person's anus/butthole; a fancier word for rimming, a rim job, tossing salad, analingus, or just plain eating ass.
Miranda: He kind of... licked my butt.
Samantha: Be specific. Do you mean the cheeks, or...?
Miranda: It was more localized than that.
Carrie: Wait a minute. Are we... are we talking tookus lingus?

-Sex and the City Episode 54 "Baby, Talk is Cheap"
tookus lingus by JolieJulia April 30, 2006
Butt or read-end. Something I picked up from my old man.
I should get off my tookus and get a job
tookus by Nonya December 27, 2004

tookerjob 

The act of taking one's job from them most often by a foreigner.
They tookerjob!
tookerjob by angusshangus February 22, 2013

The Tooker Monster 

A young man on the hunt for a nice tooker (a firm and round female butt)
"oh shit, its ricky, the Tooker Monster, he's gonna go get Rachel's tooker."
a word used to describe a mans testicles
That mug really could do with a kick up the tookers.
Tookers by fanny schniffer October 26, 2011