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Tony Parker 

An NBA point guard who plays for the San Antonio Spurs and is married to Eva Longoria. Talented, won 3 NBA championship rings with the Spurs.
Did you see that pass from Tony Parker?
Yeah!
Tony Parker by david faustino October 15, 2012
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tony parker 

1. The best French basketball player ever, point guard of the San Antonio Spurs.

2. The lucky son of a bitch that's dating Eva Longoria.
1. Did you see Tony Parker make that mad-ass drive to the hoop?

2. Yo Tony Parker, can I fuck your girlfriend tonight?
tony parker by Marcus Reed August 20, 2006

Tony Parker 

to fuck your teammate or your friend's wife
guy1: hey did you pull a tony parker on my wife?
guy2: no of course not, you are my bro
guy1: then why did my wife pussy taste like your dick
Tony Parker by fassdasdf December 7, 2021
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