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Tonton

A local hero in the Broadway show, "Once on this Island", often known for breaking awkward silences, saving the day, and being awesome.

In recognition, Tonton has his own holiday "Tontonmas" where young children celebrate by eating large amounts of Waffles.
Pray! Pray! Tonton?
by TTJ G July 24, 2011
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Tonton

1) Another word for tatas that are huge.
2) Something you wish your girlfriend had.
1) WOAH! THAT GIRL HAD GREAT TONTONS!
2) Those tontons were awesome.
3) Something that guys jerk off to.
by Tonton-lover October 23, 2010
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Tonton H

The Tonton H is your famous uncle who killed many people.

He has the same mustache as Charlie Chaplin and took "gaslighting" to a whole new level.
Friend : Yo your Tonton H is dope !
You : What the fuck is wrong with you.
by BagheeraNoir May 7, 2024
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Jean-Tonton

Noun (Jean-Tonton)

is the meaning of life. Also known as TonTonnerie. Jean-TonTon is a lifestyle. The five (5) principles of the TonTonnerie are:

1) Stay humble and true to yourself.

2) You are not alone.

3) Give love because you can’t run out of love.

4) Be smart with your time because you will run out of time.

5) Enjoy!

Verbe (TonTonne) : Mean that your are respecting the five (5) principal.

Example: (person 1) Yo bro what’s up? (person2). We TonTonne you already know my G thats life!
Example 1: (person 1) Yoo this song is dope who that? (person 2) Thats Jean-TonTon! or Thats La TonTonnerie!

Example 2: (person 1) Yo bro what’s up? (person2). We TonTonne you already know my G thats life!
by The1NonlyJ-TT November 22, 2021
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full-tonto

1. Portmanteau meaning gone mad, very mad, formed by the Spanish, ‘tonto’ meaning ‘stupid’, ‘silly’ or ‘dumb’, and the English 'full'.

2. Vladimir Putin
Putin has gone full-tonto.
-Defence Secretary of the UK, Ben Wallace
by befigue February 25, 2022
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Tw(blackness):i got this new anime plot. basically there's this high school except she's got huge boobs. i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive doboonkabhankoloos. big ol' tonhongerekoogers. what happens next?! transfer student shows up with even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. humongous hungolomghononoloughongous
disclaimer: i did not make this
by u/yanzin_fan_of_altair February 11, 2020
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Torton

A sexual act in which you blow air into a woman's vagina and walk away, and when she gets up and tries to move, the air comes out sounding like a torton. A torton is what they a very loud diesel truck in Mexico, hence the word torton.
I gave this check a torton last night, it was a loud one.
by Thumpnization November 6, 2020
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