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Usually small and black, has a nice ass and massive boobs, people would say she was a classic wifey material. Would do anything for the ones she loves. She is just all round beautiful and carries a good spirit get on her bad side she will mess you up.
Wow, you have a tonisha your so lucky!!
Tonisha by Confusedteen October 26, 2016
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tonishia 

Beautiful, pure, honest loving woman.

Very hardworking and goal driven individual. Strong black Queen!
I admire Tonishia; she is my role model.
tonishia by Tuh-knee-she-uh November 21, 2021
One whom is loyal, and who's the life of the party.
Tonishala has a beautiful smile.
Tonishala by Shay Long February 12, 2017
Tonisha is a boy that when he gets drunk rocks the dance floor with his wicked moves. He thinks he's Thug Life but he's actually a very nice guy!
You go Tonisha!
Amazing Tonisha
Tonisha by TonishaFans February 13, 2019
tonisha is a ginger girl that is very antisocial and spends most of her time inside, although if her friends are getting drunk she will come out to have an excuse to get lesbian. everyone loves a tonisha or (nisha) and she is the sexiest ginger ever and is great.
A: "is tonisha out tonight?"
B: "are we getting drunk?"
A: "yeah"
B: " then yeah obviously :)"
tonisha by tittybash4325643dasdf December 24, 2013
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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