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Tongue puncher

Tongue punching the act of licking an elderly womans asshole after a date at tacobell
That baby grandma looks like she needs a tongue puncher in her purse
Tongue puncher by Furryfrickerfred February 13, 2023
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tongue puncher

One who kisses ass for their own gain

( for example lower management)

Littoral example : To punch the asshole with the tongue in a persuasive yet aggressive manner.
"Has anyone seen the boss he is off tongue punching the CEO?"

He is such a tongue puncher.
tongue puncher by Maine roots March 16, 2017

tongue punched your moms fart box 

forcefully power thrusting your tongue into the brown eye of ones bestfriends mom
What did you do lastnight??" "Just tongue punched your moms fart box"

tongue punched my dirtstar

getting asspounded by a tongue
I was with this nasty bitch the other night and she tongue punched my dirtstar.

Tongue punched her baby maker 

A phrase used to describe one being eaten out aka one person causing a female pleasure with their tongue in the female's vagina.
Tanya: "Yo, Felicia did you hear about Jessica? Jack tongue punched her baby maker!"

Felicia: "Whaaa? I bet his curly hair tickled her vagina."
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