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Tomacco
Any plant of the Genis Nicotiana tobacum Lycopersicon of which produces a narcotic and extremely addictive affect when consumed usu. orally
Cheif Wiggum: Hey ralph be careful with thta tomacco plant
Ralph Wiggum: This stuff tastes like Grandma
Ralph Wiggum: I want More
Ralph Wiggum: This stuff tastes like Grandma
Ralph Wiggum: I want More
Tomacco by Brother Number One November 6, 2003
Tomacco
Related to the Hoodrat family, a Tomacco is a female that will go to extreme lengths to have sexual intercourse with any male in the same household as the Tomacco.
Generally Tomacco's have a wizards sleeve 3 inches long and you can fit your head in her snatch.
The Tomacco has a mating call, it is high pitched and sounds like "I'm HORNYYYYYY". Or "TommmmaccoOoOoOoOo"
Reference to the Simpsons where crazy farm animals break down boarded windows for Homers Tomacco plant.
Generally Tomacco's have a wizards sleeve 3 inches long and you can fit your head in her snatch.
The Tomacco has a mating call, it is high pitched and sounds like "I'm HORNYYYYYY". Or "TommmmaccoOoOoOoOo"
Reference to the Simpsons where crazy farm animals break down boarded windows for Homers Tomacco plant.
Urban Tobacco
A play on words to describe a situation with both herb and tobacco.
1. A spliff
2. Smoking tobacco near burning herb to disguise the smell.
3. Something to tell someone who asks about a rolly.
1. A spliff
2. Smoking tobacco near burning herb to disguise the smell.
3. Something to tell someone who asks about a rolly.
1. Eddy rolls three spliffs a day, sometimes seven, for whatever happens.
2. Spark a marb I'm sparking a J.
3. Some Scroungy Fuck: "Is that a joint? Can I hit that shit?"
Me: "No, It's urban tobacco."
2. Spark a marb I'm sparking a J.
3. Some Scroungy Fuck: "Is that a joint? Can I hit that shit?"
Me: "No, It's urban tobacco."
Urban Tobacco by Jomce M. Yag October 20, 2015
for tobacco use only
The disclaimer placed on drug paraphernalia in smoke shops and novelty stores to make the sale of items obviously intended for substance abuse legal to sell.
"Oh yeah, I need this 6 foot water bong to smoke tobacco, cigarettes just aren't enough for me anymore". <wink>
for tobacco use only by Dawn Davenport January 20, 2005
tobacco stains
Tobacco stains are from when a girl hasn't wiped her ass right and has more streaks than a getaway vehicle.
tobacco stains by BigL830 January 29, 2016
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