tom tit 

Shit. New cockney slang

I'm off to take a Tom Tit!

tom tit by RJMac August 23, 2005

Tito Tom 

A person of Filipino descent who has adopted the lifestyle of white people and abandoned his/her heritage.

Once I asked for those tiny egg rolls instead of calling it lumpia, the waiter knew I was a tito tom.

Tito Tom by casicua October 10, 2011

Tits & Tom 

A saying which meaning is all the good things in life. Also can be said to describe someone or something.

Guy: Whoa, that girl is soooo Tits and Tom!
Other guy: I know!

Bob: Omg I would tap that sexy Tits & Tom so hard.

Tits & Tom by Pocketfullofsexy February 19, 2011

tomtit 

Cockney rhyming slang for depositing of human bodily solids

I just going for a tomtit

tomtit by panjee September 11, 2003

tomtit 

cockney rhyming slang often thrown around in my family when certain members need a shit!

fuck me, that rubys doin sumersaults, i need to have a fat tomtit!

tomtit by sausage fingas June 9, 2005

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020