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cockney rhyming slang often thrown around in my family when certain members need a shit!
fuck me, that rubys doin sumersaults, i need to have a fat tomtit!
tomtit by sausage fingas June 9, 2005
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Tostito toss

A couple comes home after a rowdy night of drinking and are hungry. The woman makes some sloppy left over taco meat nachos. After eating, they head to the bed and the woman begins to blow the man like a pornstar. When the man is about to blow his load, the woman is so drunk, she throws up a hot, sticky mess of taco meat, cheese, and crunchy chip bits all over his manhood.
I was about to blow in her mouth but then I felt something warm and crunchy all over my rod. She gave me old Tostito toss.
Tostito toss by Dick Rivard February 2, 2019

Tortitude 

The attitude (I am special so no other cat should be allowed to even breath *hiss, slap*) indigenous to ALL tortioseshell/calico cats. Also applies to some torbies (tortoiseshell tabbies.)
Calli was so full of tortitude this morning, she ran off all the cats so she could eat breakfast alone!
Tortitude by Citydweller38 August 17, 2011
Puerto Rican slang for tight or small vagina. This is derived from adding the post-fix "-ito" (meaning small) to the Spanish word for pussy, toto. This is often used in an intimate setting.

A totito is a real good thing for a girl to have.
"te hago venir hasta que el totito se te aprieta" - Puerto Rican rapper Bad Bunny
Translated: "I make you come until you squeeze your tight pussy"

Andrea is thicc and real shy, you think she has a totito to go with it?
Totito by sgt.swordfish October 8, 2017
It means brand new this very night.
Mike said tosh.0 is on tomite.
A tortilla chip manufactured by Frito Lay. Comes in Bite Size, Crispy Rounds, Scoops, Restaurant Style, Hint of Lime, Santa Fe, and Gold.
Don't forget to pick up the tostitos for the superbowl.
tostito by Naes February 14, 2005