3 definition by sausage fingas

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cockney rhyming slang often thrown around in my family when certain members need a shit!
fuck me, that rubys doin sumersaults, i need to have a fat tomtit!
by sausage fingas June 03, 2005

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the ultimate legend! do you know any one else from bolton who can get more then 1 person in a room to laugh with them and not at them!
"garlic-bread"

"you mean garlic...... and bread!"

"gaaaaaaaarlic bread!"
by sausage fingas May 08, 2005

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a small or large amount of femented crust pulled from ones ass!
luke: yo, that kid just pulled some shit out of his ass!

eddy: yo son!, dat shits some fresh pikins, damn butt raiding mother fucker!
by sausage fingas May 08, 2005

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