tom harkin
The insult that is the end-all to any argument. It is the only possible comeback to the expression, "Your face!" His name must be yelled at maximum volume for full effect.
tom harkin by Wedge Antilles June 13, 2008
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Tom Harkin
A stuttering bastard that starts every sentence with the phrase "Ere' right". Finds it hard to get the right words out and most of the time will overthink everything he is saying. Most likely cries himself to sleep most nights cuddling a picture of Arsene Wenger
Tom Harkin: Type Of Person
Mum: "Who's crying upstairs"
Adam: "Who do you think it's obviously Tom"
Mum: "What's he thought about this time"
Mum: "Who's crying upstairs"
Adam: "Who do you think it's obviously Tom"
Mum: "What's he thought about this time"
Tom Harkin by BrettPoskett June 20, 2018
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tom harkin • Tom Hanking • Tom Holland • Tom Brady • Tom Cruise • Tom DeLonge • Tom Hanks • Tom Macdonald • tom nook • tom and jerry
Tom Hanking
Slang for male masturbation. Most commonly used to annoy a girl called Emily, who loves the actor Tom Hanks
Tom Hanking by Kaye1255 December 11, 2018
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