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by tomhollandismyhusband December 29, 2020
Get the tomhollandsexual mug.When someone is OBSESSED with Tom Holland to the point where they WILL stalk him at places in Kingston like the mall and the Park.
Even if they live in Australia.
They would even go as far as watching Tom holland sleep after sneaking into his house like Edward Culllen does in Twilight.
And to Tom Holland fans it won't be stalkerish at all like Edward Cullen was with Bella.
Only joking but if you really think its ok to walk into someones house and watch them sleep( like A CERTAIN EDWARD CULLEN ) please seek help by going to the closest mental hospitsl near you. Thankyou.
Some symptons are high pitched screams when they hear the name tom or peter ot parker or holland or see a picture of him.
You probably know someone who is tomhollandsexual but they peobably do not admit it. If you think they like him please do not ask them if you do not want to hear their high pitched screams in your nightmares.
Also if they create something like Umbrella lip sync dance battle by Tom Holland Wednesday, please let them know it is not ok and they are not allowed under any circumstances to learn the dance.
Even if they live in Australia.
They would even go as far as watching Tom holland sleep after sneaking into his house like Edward Culllen does in Twilight.
And to Tom Holland fans it won't be stalkerish at all like Edward Cullen was with Bella.
Only joking but if you really think its ok to walk into someones house and watch them sleep( like A CERTAIN EDWARD CULLEN ) please seek help by going to the closest mental hospitsl near you. Thankyou.
Some symptons are high pitched screams when they hear the name tom or peter ot parker or holland or see a picture of him.
You probably know someone who is tomhollandsexual but they peobably do not admit it. If you think they like him please do not ask them if you do not want to hear their high pitched screams in your nightmares.
Also if they create something like Umbrella lip sync dance battle by Tom Holland Wednesday, please let them know it is not ok and they are not allowed under any circumstances to learn the dance.
Lucy: have you seen Tom Holland in the most recent Marvel Movie playing Spiderman?
Jacob: No.
Imogen: *interrupting their private conversation* I have OMG YESS TOMMMYYY!!!!!*high pitched scream*
Lucy:*whispers to Jacob* I think she's tomhollandsexual.
Thankyou and Goodnight Peeps
Jacob: No.
Imogen: *interrupting their private conversation* I have OMG YESS TOMMMYYY!!!!!*high pitched scream*
Lucy:*whispers to Jacob* I think she's tomhollandsexual.
Thankyou and Goodnight Peeps
by Cheesysock January 4, 2021
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Somebody: "Dude, how are you?"
Tomboland: "No, how IS you?"
Somebody else: "Da fuck?"
Tomboland: "Shutup guyz, gut buck en topic!"
Somebody else: "Your grammar BLOWS!"
Tomboland: "Ur da wun caring on, lulz,"
Somebody: "My god..."
Somebody 3: "Still not Spiderus"
Tomboland: "Huhwhut is you talked about?"
Leonidas: "Madness..."
Tomboland: "No, how IS you?"
Somebody else: "Da fuck?"
Tomboland: "Shutup guyz, gut buck en topic!"
Somebody else: "Your grammar BLOWS!"
Tomboland: "Ur da wun caring on, lulz,"
Somebody: "My god..."
Somebody 3: "Still not Spiderus"
Tomboland: "Huhwhut is you talked about?"
Leonidas: "Madness..."
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Friend: go on I won't judge
You: ok Ummm I tomhollandsexual
Friend: is that a thing
You: yes it basically mean I only love tom holland 😅
Friend: go on I won't judge
You: ok Ummm I tomhollandsexual
Friend: is that a thing
You: yes it basically mean I only love tom holland 😅
by Ava.xoxoxo22 April 20, 2021
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Person 2: No! I’m a tomhollandlover!
Person 1: You know you don’t actually love him, right?
Person 2: YES I DO
Person 2: No! I’m a tomhollandlover!
Person 1: You know you don’t actually love him, right?
Person 2: YES I DO
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