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tomhollandsexual 

when a person is obsessed with tom Holland
‘I love tom Holland so much I want to marry him’

oh! you must be tomhollandsexual then.
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tomhollandsexual 

When someone is OBSESSED with Tom Holland to the point where they WILL stalk him at places in Kingston like the mall and the Park.

Even if they live in Australia.

They would even go as far as watching Tom holland sleep after sneaking into his house like Edward Culllen does in Twilight.
And to Tom Holland fans it won't be stalkerish at all like Edward Cullen was with Bella.

Only joking but if you really think its ok to walk into someones house and watch them sleep( like A CERTAIN EDWARD CULLEN ) please seek help by going to the closest mental hospitsl near you. Thankyou.

Some symptons are high pitched screams when they hear the name tom or peter ot parker or holland or see a picture of him.

You probably know someone who is tomhollandsexual but they peobably do not admit it. If you think they like him please do not ask them if you do not want to hear their high pitched screams in your nightmares.

Also if they create something like Umbrella lip sync dance battle by Tom Holland Wednesday, please let them know it is not ok and they are not allowed under any circumstances to learn the dance.
Lucy: have you seen Tom Holland in the most recent Marvel Movie playing Spiderman?

Jacob: No.

Imogen: *interrupting their private conversation* I have OMG YESS TOMMMYYY!!!!!*high pitched scream*

Lucy:*whispers to Jacob* I think she's tomhollandsexual.

Thankyou and Goodnight Peeps
tomhollandsexual by Cheesysock January 4, 2021

TomHollandsexual 

When you only feel sexually attracted to Tom Holland
You: I have to come out of the closet to you
Friend: go on I won't judge
You: ok Ummm I tomhollandsexual
Friend: is that a thing
You: yes it basically mean I only love tom holland 😅
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The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
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"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
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I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
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