Mexican restuarant the nerds at the Army Research Lab love to lunch at. Twelve nerdlings go to lunch and then have the balls to demand seperate checks. They love La Tolteca so much they visit the Aberdeen and Churchville locations in the same week. Diarrhea ensues.

Erik, 'We gotta go to La Tolteca today so I can get my card punched for my free lunch on friday.'

Erik, 'Let's go to La Tolteca today for lunch so I can make stinky dog farts at Erin's house tonight.'

La Tolteca by Erin, the greatest woman alive May 10, 2011

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toltonian bargain

A bargain between two individuals in which one party receives both a sexual favor AND has the other person do their chores. It may seem imbalanced, and it is.

Person 1: Hey, would you mind doing my laundry?

Person 2: Only if you let me give you a blow job.

Person 1: Wow, that's definitely a toltonian bargain, but I'm still definitely into it.

*Proceeds to do laundry and suck member

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tolts

Female physical assets

That girl has been flaunting her tolts all night.

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toltec trots

diarrhea, especially from eating food or drinking water in Mexico.

I ate tacos in Nogales, Mexico. Later on I got the Toltec Trots.

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Tolts

Boobs, hooters, what ever you want to call them but this is a great word to use, that is damn catchy.

She has big Tolts.

Tolts by V May 21, 2004

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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