tolljay

Smart and intelligent,has a bright future.

tolljay

is smart

tolljay by anonymous November 22, 2021

tollway 

A freeway that isn't free.

Its all fun and game until you exit onto the tollway thinking its the freeway, only later to find out "Oh shit... I don't have any quarters."

tollway by R U 4 REAL?! May 24, 2009

Tolljam 

(n) Any toll plaza traffic tie-up caused by clueless asshats and morons who a) don't know the meaning of the phrase "Exact Change Only", or b) have to cross three lanes to a manned booth at the last second, because they ignored the two miles of clearly marked "E-ZPass" and "Express Lane" signage leading up to the plaza.

E-ZPass should help shave at least 20 minutes off your drive to the beach, but the express lanes are always clogged with tolljam.

Tolljam by GOPSackSuckers August 17, 2010

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008