3 definitions by GOPSackSuckers
(n) Any toll plaza traffic tie-up caused by clueless asshats and morons who a) don't know the meaning of the phrase "Exact Change Only", or b) have to cross three lanes to a manned booth at the last second, because they ignored the two miles of clearly marked "E-ZPass" and "Express Lane" signage leading up to the plaza.
E-ZPass should help shave at least 20 minutes off your drive to the beach, but the express lanes are always clogged with tolljam.
by GOPSackSuckers August 17, 2010
Standing between two boobs on a debate stage and prattling on like a 5-year old making engine noises.
by GOPSackSuckers January 2, 2012
Euphemism for a cat's asshole, named after former Arizona governor Evan Mecham (1924-2008). Mecham achieved notoriety when he rescinded the MLK holiday in Arizona, claiming that Martin Luther King Jr. was not of sufficient stature to deserve a holiday; he was ultimately impeached for obstruction of justice after serving one year in office. A popular joke during the campaign asked, "why do cats lick their assholes? They're polishing their Mecham Buttons."
Honey, don't let the cat sleep on my pillow; I don't want his Mecham Button rubbing where I put my face.
by GOPSackSuckers October 27, 2014