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A small, jumpy child who refuses to sit on their arse for ten minutes

Normally with a weird or curious first name

And really enjoys pizza
Stop being such a TOJ and sit down
TOJ by Cra1g1e B0y December 26, 2008
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Toji Fushiguro 

the ultimate dilf
this man can step on me and id tell him to do it again
he is so fine
pls id let him ruin my life more than once
"yo who is the best anime dilf?"
"Toji Fushiguro, duh"
Toji Fushiguro by bigmommymilf February 9, 2021
Tiddies...DILF...and more Tiddies;)
Toji has mommymilker titties;).
Toji by levisday March 22, 2021
Tojha
Is a beautiful woman confident in any and everything that she does, shows that she can do any and everything , has a heart has pure as gold a body like a model, passionate , loving and caring to her family,best friend and her man <3
Omg Tojha you are so beautiful
Tojha you look just like a model I seen on T.v
Are you a Stojha??
Tojha by Toocute October 11, 2013

Toji Fushiguro 

a man that is the dilfiest dilf in anime that it has become a synonym of the world dilf.
"have you SEEN Toji Fushiguro's tits? I'd suck off those mommy milkers"
"go to therapy becky you need help"
Toji Fushiguro by mrmalfoyswifey October 11, 2021

TOJI Fushiguro 

toji is replacing the word dilf

Toji: a sexually attractive older man, typically one who has children.
Toji fushiguro is a dilf .
TOJI Fushiguro by megumisstepmom February 12, 2021
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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