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toilet talking 

The act of participating and/or initiating conversation when using the toilet.

If you walk into a club's bathroom and listen to all the intoxicated conversation, this is a form of toilet talking.

Akin to pillow talk, we are now taking the pillow to the toilet.
Jerry forgot to bring the paper into the toilet for his routine coffee, cigarette, poop & read. So he called Elaine instead of reading. Jerry and Elaine are now actively toilet talking.

Jerry and Elaine are having some pillow talk after some "this and that", Elaine wanted a shower and Jerry had to use the bathroom as well. They casually brought the conversation into the toilet. They are now pillow talking in the toilet; Toilet Talking.

Japanese talking toilet 

Something you use to make an idiot google stuff
John “Have you heard of those Japanese talking toilets”

Sam “No”

John “Look it up then , they are weird”

talking to the toilet

barfing; a euphamism for throwing your guts up
Thanks for giving me swine flu, douchebag. I was talking to the toilet all freaking day.

Real nigga taking a shit on the toilet 

When a real ass nigga slide through the bathroom to take a big fat disgusting vile shit in the toilet.
“Who in the other stall? You talking to a Real nigga taking a shit on the toilet! 💯