toilet ass
Whenever you have a really long crap that takes half an hour,then you get up and your ass cheeks are strechrd out and theres a big red ring around your ass.
toilet ass by Nunya Buisness October 13, 2006
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Toilet seat ass
“Dude, the lunch lady has got some nasty toilet seat ass in those tight clam diggers.”
Louise screamed at the kid for giving her a $20 bill for lunch and she walked away with her V shaped flat toilet seat ass.
Uncle Henry’s toilet seat ass is noticeable in any pair of jeans he wears because it excentuates how flat and V shaped it is.
Louise screamed at the kid for giving her a $20 bill for lunch and she walked away with her V shaped flat toilet seat ass.
Uncle Henry’s toilet seat ass is noticeable in any pair of jeans he wears because it excentuates how flat and V shaped it is.
Toilet seat ass by Mama lama July 30, 2018
more ass than a toilet seat
a)used to explain how much ass someone gets; how much they get laid
b)this phrase is used in eminems popular "shake that"
b)this phrase is used in eminems popular "shake that"
more ass than a toilet seat by swimma101 June 11, 2006
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gets more ass than a toilet seat by Adrian December 28, 2005
get more ass than a toilet seat
Nate Dogg: "...I like good pussy and I like good trees. Smoke so much weed you wouldn't believe, and I get more ass than a toilet seat."
When Fred got promoted from restroom attendant to bouncer at the club, he started getting more ass than a toilet seat.
When Fred got promoted from restroom attendant to bouncer at the club, he started getting more ass than a toilet seat.
get more ass than a toilet seat by Nick D May 28, 2006
More ass than a toilet seat
Implying that this "pimp" get's more action than you could ever imagine. Often used by poseurs, and white people that can't rap.* Perfect comeback- You get as much ass as a urinal. Snap.
*Just kidding.
*Just kidding.
<Idiot> Your gay.
<Not an idiot> You've probably never even made out with anyone.
<Idiot> You kiddin'? I get more ass than a toilet seat.
<Not an idiot> Yeah, right. You get as much ass as a urinal.
<Idiot> Your gay.
<Not an idiot> You've probably never even made out with anyone.
<Idiot> You kiddin'? I get more ass than a toilet seat.
<Not an idiot> Yeah, right. You get as much ass as a urinal.
<Idiot> Your gay.
More ass than a toilet seat by Sw0rdPh1sh September 11, 2006
more ass than a toilet seat
more ass than a toilet seat by Pimpmeister May 9, 2006
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