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Toiletry
A subdefinition of poetry. Toiletry is a version of poetry specifically dedicated to toilet topics, such as feces, urine, vomit, or other general activities that take place in a bathroom or other venues for such activities, such as sexual intercourse, lunch, laptop movies, homework, among others.
Example of Toiletry:
are you kidding? who said i had clothes off?
nobody told you? i partake in an abnormal ritual of sitting down on a toilet seat with all of my clothes on, and excrete waste into my pants, suspending it above the water,
teasing the water...
then right before i feel i've teased enough, i moon the water,
exposing it to enormous amounts of fecal decay large enough to suffocate even the largest of orifices.
-2007 John Jenkins
are you kidding? who said i had clothes off?
nobody told you? i partake in an abnormal ritual of sitting down on a toilet seat with all of my clothes on, and excrete waste into my pants, suspending it above the water,
teasing the water...
then right before i feel i've teased enough, i moon the water,
exposing it to enormous amounts of fecal decay large enough to suffocate even the largest of orifices.
-2007 John Jenkins
Toiletry by Mr. Big Bad Small Good Parched Anus Jenkins December 26, 2008
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Toilerbating
"Hey man, where's Bailey?"
"He started toilerbating about seven minutes ago, he should be back soon."
"He started toilerbating about seven minutes ago, he should be back soon."
Toilerbating by BigJulie March 29, 2010
toiletry
A word used on having to attempt more than once to go to the bathroom to finish off what you have to do (usually referred to for pooping / shitting). Sometimes when you have to have a shit, it just isn't as easy as you thought it would be. You would give up and attempt to go to the toilet again. Hence, the word toilet and try combined to make the word.
I felt it comin', I really needed to go! So I went to the toilet and it turned out I needed not just 1 toiletry but 2 toiletries to get it out of me. That shit really fooled me!
toiletry by KingofDefinitions May 21, 2019
Toiletronomy
The act of bending down very close to the toilet bowl after pooping as to observe the poop(s) before/during flushing.
Dude, I was poopin' the other day and at first I was disappointed in my poop because it looked so small, but after some toiletronomy I realized it was pretty impressive and awesome.
Toiletronomy by Creepy Pete November 6, 2009
Spoilers are Toilers
A saying people all over the world use all of the time to point out how spoilers are like toilets because the stink.
Brian: Hey Jim did you hear about the facts surrounding the One-Piece time skip?
Jim: Bro I haven’t seen it don’t say anything, spoilers are toilers!!
Jim: Bro I haven’t seen it don’t say anything, spoilers are toilers!!
Spoilers are Toilers by PuckeningAbrodee September 21, 2023