A person very shy, who is unable to say no. They are also known for being incredibly beautiful, but rejecting many. They are always involved in drama and some shit, and are extremely oblivious. They have a rare phobia of pigeons.
Missing ability to decide.
"Just say no! Come on, you are acting like such a tohi."
"What? Its just a pigeon- are you perhaps a tohi?
"Decide already, tohi!"
Haami is a very strange definition. It basically means that two human whales decided to fuck each other in the poo poo whole. Wait 1 year and you shit out a fucking abomination that tears open your ass hole. He is a walking land whale with legs and a huge fuck off head. He came here to Australia from New Zealand (home of the whales) swimming in the ocean. Also anything he wrote about Spiro Kolokouris is a huge lie but everyone else is true.
Tohickon middle school is the worst place on earth. All white kids say the n word, all other ethnicities are hiding from the white kids cause the white peoples are shit. Teachers are scary and guys slut shame. AND THEY ALL SMOKE POT.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.