The strange, sometimes bizarre pollution that is commonly found in the toilet and/or on the seat of
public bathrooms, or even one's own. These pollutants can be; but not limited to: toilet paper - used or unused, feces and/or urine, and other various foreign substances. The source of toillution is almost always unknown.
Toillution oftentimes produces a feeling of dismay or frustration upon the person who has to use the toilet to expel feces. One method of dealing with this problem other than flushing is to create a
landing strip with a piece of toilet paper. This should cushion the impact of the feces and prevent any unwanted substance from splashing onto the buttocks.