Tohil

A cancerous growth on society.

The Justin Bieber phenomena is one of the worst tohils we've seen in a long time.

by Mr_Sunshine January 11, 2011

Toilet Guy

An apt name for the Accessible Icon Project's proposed replacement for the International Symbol of Access, the globally recognized icon symbolizing accessibility for people with disabilities. The new symbol, while intended to resemble a wheelchair racer, looks uncannily like a guy trying to wipe his rear after using the toilet.

Some disability advocates like the new "Accessible Icon," while others find it offensive, call it "Toilet Guy," and think it promotes a hierarchy of disability acceptance .

by autact7 November 8, 2015

Toilet Paper Diploma

A diploma worthy only to use as toilet paper. A meaningless diploma. A diploma that is not recognized in any meaningful way.

Yay I got my toilet paper diploma in fine arts!

I didn't even have to take a test to receive that toilet paper diploma.

I don't know why Mike hangs that toilet paper diploma in his office. It's not recognized by anyone outside this office, and by almost noone inside this office.

by Eddy August 5, 2007

Guacamole nigga toilet

A toilet for guacamole colored shits made by niggas. For example, when you take a dump in a toilet and it be green, thats a guacamole nigga toilet.

Tyrone: Yo my poop look green as hell.
Me: Guacamole nigga toilet.
Tyrone: Bruh.

by Penis retard laundry toilet June 3, 2019

soft toilet paper phase

Similar to honeymoon phase but in the business world. Its the short period after someone leaves a business to start their own business, or the original business changes hands. It is characterized by better quality and more expensive toilet paper. It usually ends after a short time when the new owner/boss decides that it was important to cut costs and comfort. It is a symbolization of how a new owner thinks the people working there deserve better until they turn into the same kind of boss they replaced.

I looked forward to when Adam bought the business from his dad Mike, but after the soft toilet paper phase it became the same old grind

by Guy Snyder November 14, 2014

Toilet paper

A sacred piece of worship material that loves ur bum and which people think will give u corona immunity (that's why they're selling out btw.)

Toilet paper is a sacred paper. Which is a ritual that is commonly performed, as we use it to clean?

by LazyPotatoChip March 7, 2020

Toilet Terrorist

When someone declares Jihad on your toilet and completely destroys the toilet along with most of the bathroom. Generally leaveing an unholy and enormous blast radius. You will be left with a totally clogged toilet and most of your house will smell like death.

Joe, the Toilet Terrorist came over last night and wrecked my entire apartment with the bomb he dropped in my toilet!

by JRKJR January 23, 2010