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table touchers
When she lies on her back on the massage table and her nipples touch the table due to her tits flopping down at either side
Made my massage very tricky to complete
Made my massage very tricky to complete
She has table touchers
table touchers by Working Class Hero January 2, 2021
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hairy touchas mullet
this is when a person has a lot of hair near their butt area, touchas is a yiddish word for butt, and mullet well as you know business in the front, party in the back, but in this case it is gross in the back, and can even be smelly...
i could not find where her hole was because she had a hairy touchas mullet
his touchas mullet was so hairy i could braid it over two feet tall!
his touchas mullet was so hairy i could braid it over two feet tall!
hairy touchas mullet by roocuckoo August 19, 2009
The Grass Touchers
The Grass Touchers by Daddy Hadz April 20, 2022
touchas mullet
touchas is butt in yiddish and mullet means business in the front, party in the back now we have to look at the human body and go to the butt area.
it is when you have hair all around your asshole and can be very long, curly, or wavy. it is very long, over 6 inches long.
it is when you have hair all around your asshole and can be very long, curly, or wavy. it is very long, over 6 inches long.
her touchas mullet was so long that i braided it with beads and made her buttlocks!
his touchas mullet was so hairy and curly i could have cut it off and made a wig.
everytime i fart my touchas mullet waves like a flag in the wind
his touchas mullet was so hairy and curly i could have cut it off and made a wig.
everytime i fart my touchas mullet waves like a flag in the wind
touchas mullet by chill311 August 23, 2009
Bum Touchers
The blue gloves that firefighters and paramedics put on when waking up passed out bums in public places.
Bum Touchers by David Laburglier February 23, 2009
bed touchers
bed touchers by SSSSkip August 16, 2007
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whale
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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