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table touchers 

When she lies on her back on the massage table and her nipples touch the table due to her tits flopping down at either side

Made my massage very tricky to complete
She has table touchers

hairy touchas mullet

this is when a person has a lot of hair near their butt area, touchas is a yiddish word for butt, and mullet well as you know business in the front, party in the back, but in this case it is gross in the back, and can even be smelly...
i could not find where her hole was because she had a hairy touchas mullet

his touchas mullet was so hairy i could braid it over two feet tall!
hairy touchas mullet by roocuckoo August 19, 2009

The Grass Touchers 

A group of really sexy men who get so much pussy
Females: Look at all them hotties over there, the must be the Grass Touchers

touchas mullet 

touchas is butt in yiddish and mullet means business in the front, party in the back now we have to look at the human body and go to the butt area.
it is when you have hair all around your asshole and can be very long, curly, or wavy. it is very long, over 6 inches long.
her touchas mullet was so long that i braided it with beads and made her buttlocks!

his touchas mullet was so hairy and curly i could have cut it off and made a wig.

everytime i fart my touchas mullet waves like a flag in the wind
touchas mullet by chill311 August 23, 2009

Bum Touchers 

The blue gloves that firefighters and paramedics put on when waking up passed out bums in public places.
I think this guy pissed his pants. Better put on the bum touchers.
Bum Touchers by David Laburglier February 23, 2009

bed touchers 

Breasts so large that when the woman lies down, her boobs flop and touch the bed
When you see a woman you say "Look at those bed touchers"
bed touchers by SSSSkip August 16, 2007