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A new strain of recently discovered viral influenza transmitted through tofu products. Vegetarians in particular are at highest risk. Toflu is a mutated form of the killer flu emerging from avian flu and swine flu.
"Forget swine flu, I'm more worried about catching toflu at the organic healthfood cafe!"
toflu by lexiconista June 6, 2009
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Meaning owned, used by radiant valorant dipshits.
Person 1-"Damn, you just got fucking tofled".

Person 2- "What the fuck is a tofle".
Tofled by The pistacchio November 27, 2021
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toflu • To Fluff • To flux • tofu • Tolu • Tofurkey • TOFL • Tofu Bacon • tofuck • tofuman

toluwalase

Toluwalase is a Nigerian name of Yoruba origin meaning 'The Lord's command is supreme'. A sweetheart to behold, boy or girl. Has a good sense of humor, generous, pretty for a lady, handsome for a man.

Toluwalase is pretty intelligent also. Get a Toluwalase as a friend.
Toluwalase is my boyfriend/girlfriend
toluwalase by lashman1 February 3, 2020
'Tolu' is unisex, post colonial /modern Yoruba, (Nigeria) name, which means 'To God...' as it is often a short form of a longer name. For example 'Toluwalope' (To God be the Thanks), 'Toluwanimi'( I belong to God), 'Toluwalade' (The crown belongs to God) e.t.c.

Usually, people call Tolu are intelligent and goodlooking.
Hello! My name is Tolulope, but you can call me 'Tolu'
Tolu by Uloteop April 30, 2016

Toluwanimi 

A unisex name, Toluwanimi’s are usually extreme friendly people With good looks, most popular infact, very passionate about anything they want, infact sometimes they Think too much into things. Free spirited and hardworking in nature and let’s not forget they are very ambitious. Very funny, sweet and kind.
Get yourself a Toluwanimi and you’ll feel all the love
Toluwanimi by Shallom 12 February 1, 2020

toluptuous vitties 

An alternative pronunciation of "voluptuous titties" created by switching the first two letters of the afforementioned phrase. Done so to disguise talking about the breasts of a woman who is nearby.
Dave: Damn, that girl has some toluptuous vitties.
Girl passing by: What did you just say?
Dave: Nothing.
toluptuous vitties by Aandy August 10, 2008

almond tofu 

What Xiao from Genshin Impact eats daily in hopes of trying to extend his height from 157 even though he’s 2000 years old.
Why did you make almond tofu, did you realised that you have summoned Xiao accidentally?
almond tofu by nekohwa March 8, 2021
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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