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toenah by lordtoenah_basegod March 27, 2022
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ingrown toenail
The most painful thing some onecan go through..its where your toenail curves and starts to cut threw skin.
That ingrown toenail hurts like hell!!
My ingrown toenail is causing an infection.
They cut my toe off be cause of the ingrown toenail!
My ingrown toenail is causing an infection.
They cut my toe off be cause of the ingrown toenail!
ingrown toenail by One painful thing December 28, 2005
lil toenail
Lil toenail is a dude with a ski mask and finna finesse all your grandmas on the very same day your reading this. Good Luck ;)
lil toenail by Lil Orgy August 14, 2017
Toenail Fairy
Toenail Fairy by Yes Quintin it’s actually me November 6, 2019
Toms.Toenails
Toms.Toenails by Spys.Butterfly.Knife August 5, 2021
Toenail Diarrhea
When you have the shits so bad and you almost can't take the runny, burning liquid; you begin to dig your toenails into the floor, to prevent yourself from screaming in pain. Usually accompanied with a terrible smell and loss of digestive and colon tract.
Dude, Jenna, did you hear?" "No, what is is, Marissa?" "Steven was in the bathroom for almost an hour." "Oh wow, he had toenail diarrhea again, he needs to stop eating that damn Mexican food.
Toenail Diarrhea by Shadowinchester September 19, 2010
cooler than the polar bear's toenail
cooler than the polar bear's toenail by Outkast with a K December 4, 2004
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