When you masterbate a woman with your feet her
orgasm causes a reaction with your toe nails and makes them turn
green.. then you clip them and put them in a
shot of teriyaki and drink it
Guy 1:I had such a great time with my girlfriend last night we celebrated with a toe fungus sandwich!
Guy 2:Is that like athletes
foot?
Guy 1: Yeah masterbate her with your toe and if it turns
green, cut the nail and take it with a
shot of teriyaki.