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1. Noun- when a person is so stone drunk, that they resemble a toddler; in throwing up and not being able to talk, walk, pick up women, etc.

2. Verb- to act like a toddle
1. "Aww, dude you're such a toddle! Why can't you hold your beer?!"

2. "Dude stop toddling around! You're embarrassing yourself!"
toddle by P,L,L,AMUD June 28, 2011
A baby that offers Blowjobs at low prices.
"Man that toddle gave a great dick suck, and for only 2 dollars!"
Toddle by j0ngen January 21, 2009

toddle off 

To walk away. To evade. Immature avoidance tactic used by adults in order to escape facing responsibilities.
Don't just toddle off when I'm talking to you Markus. Don´t be such a pussy.
toddle off by rperazag May 10, 2010

toddle off 

To walk away. To evade. Immature avoidance tactic used by adults to escape facing responsibilities.
Don't just toddle off when I'm talking to you Markus. Don´t be such a pussy.
toddle off by rperazag May 10, 2010

Toddle Slop 

This word refers to shooting a load on a womans face. When the girl gets the load all over her face she resembles a toddler who had food all over their face from eating.
Toddle Slop by montana is gay March 22, 2004

Shwat Toddle 

Noun: Some one who does diss honest or moraly wrong things

Verb: The act of kicking someone in the balls hard enough to make them jump back up inside them. Thus leaving an empty sack.
noun:"dude did you see Shwat Toddle earlier?"
"Nah he's a tool"

verb:"Jesus christ!"
"yeah even i had a little penis sympathy after that shwat toddle"
Shwat Toddle by Magnitization January 17, 2008