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toddle
1. Noun- when a person is so stone drunk, that they resemble a toddler; in throwing up and not being able to talk, walk, pick up women, etc.
2. Verb- to act like a toddle
2. Verb- to act like a toddle
1. "Aww, dude you're such a toddle! Why can't you hold your beer?!"
2. "Dude stop toddling around! You're embarrassing yourself!"
2. "Dude stop toddling around! You're embarrassing yourself!"
toddle by P,L,L,AMUD June 28, 2011
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toddle off
To walk away. To evade. Immature avoidance tactic used by adults in order to escape facing responsibilities.
toddle off by rperazag May 10, 2010
toddle off
toddle off by rperazag May 10, 2010
Toddle Slop
This word refers to shooting a load on a womans face. When the girl gets the load all over her face she resembles a toddler who had food all over their face from eating.
Toddle Slop by montana is gay March 22, 2004
Shwat Toddle
Noun: Some one who does diss honest or moraly wrong things
Verb: The act of kicking someone in the balls hard enough to make them jump back up inside them. Thus leaving an empty sack.
Verb: The act of kicking someone in the balls hard enough to make them jump back up inside them. Thus leaving an empty sack.
noun:"dude did you see Shwat Toddle earlier?"
"Nah he's a tool"
verb:"Jesus christ!"
"yeah even i had a little penis sympathy after that shwat toddle"
"Nah he's a tool"
verb:"Jesus christ!"
"yeah even i had a little penis sympathy after that shwat toddle"
Shwat Toddle by Magnitization January 17, 2008
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