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A slang reference to the male penis

Geez....that almost grazed my Tockley

tockley by Tubby Csikos May 13, 2005

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Tickley Steve

All he wants to do is tickle you with his big... hairy... man fingers. If you ever are alone with him, RUN THE FUCK AWAY

I heard tickley steve isn't allowed near most elementary schools anymore because he seems "too" enthusiastic about helping the kids...

Tickley Steve by Definitely not Kyle September 11, 2016

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Scott Tuckley

Gigachad celebrities everyone knows him he is stupid

your like Scott Tuckley cool

Scott Tuckley by gigachadwill May 17, 2022

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tickley dick

Tickley dick is the tickley, yet unpleasant sensation you get in your penis after a long banging session, post-ejaculation. It usually makes you walk all caddywhompus, inhibits you from a second bang session, and can usually be cured after urinating.

Friend:"Rob, why the fuck are you walking so funny?!?"

Rob: "Sorry guys, you caught me post-coitus and I have the worst case of tickley dick ever!"

Friend:"well go piss it away, how are you supposed to play wing man when you're walking like a dick head!"

tickley dick by CrazyRob03 June 6, 2011

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Tickley Fingers

(Ti-keley-fin-gers) N.

When one person puts his hand out and twitches it in a very creepy style while moving closer to another person, preferably a friend.

Invented by Nick H. of Texas

Nick: "Hey Meredith, look!"

Meredith: "Fuck, Nick! Stop with the Tickley Fingers!"

Tickley Fingers by The Original Comedian January 2, 2010

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Tickley Whickley

A tickley whickley is where you tickle the other person until they get comfortable and then start pulling the other person’s pants up and down until they let you miss them.

Hey man, you want a tickley whickley?
Hell yeah man!

Tickley Whickley by smelly child February 11, 2021

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tockey

Tockey Combines the best of foosball with the best of hockey.

I couldn't wait to trade my lame Foosball table in for my awesome new Tockey Table!

tockey by Deliveryboy21 April 16, 2007

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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