tockey

Tockey Combines the best of foosball with the best of hockey.

I couldn't wait to trade my lame Foosball table in for my awesome new Tockey Table!

tockey by Deliveryboy21 April 16, 2007

Tockey'd 

The act of taking a promotional Tockey Table sticker and tagging it on different things.

Jordan: I can't believe you just Tockey'd her car!
Gary: Her face is gettin' Tockey'd next! YArrr!

Tockey'd by Deliveryboy21 April 16, 2007

Tocker 

A slang or euphemistic term for penis.

I slipped my hard, throbbing tocker inside her sopping wet vagoo.

Tocker by SemenSlurper December 21, 2009

Towkey 

A hat which is worn by a gay rapist and is taken off and wrapped around the victims neck to choke them out whilst fucking them from the back in the arse.

It was horrible he took his towkey off and stretched my arse
I couldnt breathe and now my poo just slides out

Towkey by TheWayItGoes February 2, 2019

tokey 

The act of taking major hits that no one else can take.

Wow, he hit that bong tokey style.

tokey by Anonymous February 27, 2003

Tickey 

noun. A tit Hickey (when a mouth loves a breast a bit too much).

Camillo sucked a bit too hard on Alison's ample left breast. This resulted in a tickey!

Tickey by Mike Hockurtz June 22, 2006

toikey 

Slang for "Turkey", as pronounced in the Bronx, Joisey, etc.; can mean any of the following:
1) Large, mostly flightless bird, like the one you flattened with your car while driving in the boonies last Saturday.
2) Refers to a person who is a goofball, has done something clumsily, or is generally undesirable -- a "dud".
3) can also refer to a device, object or system which malfunctions, performs badly, or just plain don't work.

Hunter #1: hey, this Turkey trap you brought along doesn't work!
Hunter #2: It's a turkey?
Hunter #1: No, there is NO Turkey in it..it doesn't work.
Hunter #2: Whatever. Let's get soused.

toikey by Norman December 6, 2003