4 definitions by your mum1

november 30

nov 30th is a day to smack as many ass's as possible. the guidelines are that u have to smack all ass's no matter how large or how boney. go smack some ass my children. the count begins!

"fuck it's november 30th"
"oh shit, turn around, show me ur big booty" *smack*
"ok now turn around" *SMACK*
"sheesh girl, now let's smack his booty ahagsghagshaa"

by your mum1 October 18, 2021

april 15

april 15. the one day where every one fucks in public. oh what a wonderful day. no one is left unfucked. every last person, shall be fucked well.

"it's april 15, you know what that means"
*bends down on table in cafe*
"fuck time babe"

by your mum1 October 18, 2021

toblene

the result of toby and ilene, the ship of the century. not only is toblene a sexy ship name, but it's also got some spicy tea and drama. how does a teenage girl get the love of her life, a guy 3 years older than her, to realise his love for her back? this is their story.

"omg have you heard about toblene's new drama?"
"n-no?"
"omg! toby said happy bday to ilene! keep up, will u! smh"

by your mum1 November 30, 2021

february 22

february 22 is the day of the hot, sexy bitches. if you're born on this day, ur superior to anyone and everyone.

feb 22 born bitch "omg it's february 22!!"
rando unimportant person "oh shit yeah"
feb 22 born bitch "bow down to me as i am ur superior"

by your mum1 October 18, 2021